How do I get this article to appear on the front page?

How do I get this article to appear on the front page? Alright children okay children quiet down, quiet down children i'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day his name DrDigital

Are you kidding me? You can't figure out how to get the article to appear on the front page?!?!?!?! Do yourself a favor:

Well First Off, I guess I should congratualate you since you figured out how to make a new aritcle to be wanting it published on the front page..

But you didnt notice this little section?

Or how about on the Article Manager page?

Lets look at some more cool animations



That is how we turn on it another way, Did you not see the title above this table?

Here we will show it and turn on 3 articles to show on front page

WOW! COOL! w00t!